i think the funniest thing about everything is that despite not knowing much about enhypen i deeply support jay park. like it's about '02 solidarity and sending corn selfies to your friends saying "yeah i don't know this group but look at this man he's from illinois" and i don't know ~waves at the paragraphs describing him~ he's so relatable!!
jungwon is not relatable except for being geographically inept in which case he is DEEPLY RELATABLE!!
umm i don't even know what to say about this except i can't believe the perfect citations and storytelling / persuasion abilities ... like the way this is written better than my end of semester essays (okay fine. essAY i'm in stem). and i'm just so gotten by you describing the way their personalities complement each other... like that's the #1 way to get me.
"a) bring jay up out of nowhere or b) tease jay (and only jay) for no reason" scream... no but this is me. "it's about the barely-more-than-5-cm height difference and barely-less-than-two-years age difference and the ways that they meet each other in the middle." DAMN
oh my god. seeing the side characters section is surreal.
actually this whole thing is surreal like the formatting is GORGEOUS and the pictures and gifs are perfectly placed and it's just like well i'm happy with plain text but maybe html and css have MERITS or something. i can't believe i was witness to this happening (well audio witness but same thing). i brought this up over vc but so honored for the #break_all_the_eggs. $200,000 egg though good lord. that's... a house...
going through the moments section is so fun it's like munching on godiva chocolates
HELP... NOT STEAKGATE... "jay was literally willing to set the enhypen dorms on fire to cook food for jungwon's birthday" i want to fling myself off of a bridge because like i take people's birthdays that i'm obsessed with so seriously and forget everybody else's birthdays. AND THE AIR FRYER IN RETURN. i remember you were losing it on discord when this happened
"like... does your fave ever watch fifteen minute compilations of him getting teased by his favorite dongsaeng?" lol pentagon's maknae line were on some variety mission where they had to ambush and nag the other members and hongseok was in a cafe watching kino videos.
no words on the lifeline section you really won in that one. same with the whole cacti thing. and the bts meal. i was wondering what you meant by two armys maximizing their joint slay and i can't believe it's a BTS MEAL but okay whatever?? this is crazy?? anyway reading this was a ride and a half i can't imagine what it's like being the one to PUT IT TOGETHER. also i'm going to go read this synaesthesia fic now just because i want to know who AO3 user ningningbin is i feel like their name sounds familiar??
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jungwon is not relatable except for being geographically inept in which case he is DEEPLY RELATABLE!!
umm i don't even know what to say about this except i can't believe the perfect citations and storytelling / persuasion abilities ... like the way this is written better than my end of semester essays (okay fine. essAY i'm in stem). and i'm just so gotten by you describing the way their personalities complement each other... like that's the #1 way to get me.
"a) bring jay up out of nowhere or b) tease jay (and only jay) for no reason" scream... no but this is me. "it's about the barely-more-than-5-cm height difference and barely-less-than-two-years age difference and the ways that they meet each other in the middle." DAMN
oh my god. seeing the side characters section is surreal.
actually this whole thing is surreal like the formatting is GORGEOUS and the pictures and gifs are perfectly placed and it's just like well i'm happy with plain text but maybe html and css have MERITS or something. i can't believe i was witness to this happening (well audio witness but same thing). i brought this up over vc but so honored for the #break_all_the_eggs. $200,000 egg though good lord. that's... a house...
going through the moments section is so fun it's like munching on godiva chocolates
HELP... NOT STEAKGATE... "jay was literally willing to set the enhypen dorms on fire to cook food for jungwon's birthday" i want to fling myself off of a bridge because like i take people's birthdays that i'm obsessed with so seriously and forget everybody else's birthdays. AND THE AIR FRYER IN RETURN. i remember you were losing it on discord when this happened
"like... does your fave ever watch fifteen minute compilations of him getting teased by his favorite dongsaeng?" lol pentagon's maknae line were on some variety mission where they had to ambush and nag the other members and hongseok was in a cafe watching kino videos.
no words on the lifeline section you really won in that one. same with the whole cacti thing. and the bts meal. i was wondering what you meant by two armys maximizing their joint slay and i can't believe it's a BTS MEAL but okay whatever?? this is crazy?? anyway reading this was a ride and a half i can't imagine what it's like being the one to PUT IT TOGETHER. also i'm going to go read this synaesthesia fic now just because i want to know who AO3 user ningningbin is i feel like their name sounds familiar??
you were insane for this!! <3 CUE THE APPLAUSE !!