enhypen rankings!
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permutativejust for fun~
how long would they last in the Hunger Games
1. jungwon (perfect capable rational estj who’d win over the audiences and be able to [] in cold blood)
2. heeseung (when the #1 trainee narrative translates to careerism)
3. ni-ki (RUTHLESS CAREER PRODIGY but also with hidden cracks / there’s only so long a 15 y/o can last i think)
4. sunghoon (i think he’s competent but i also refuse to rank him higher)
5. jake (man he’s just too nice)
6. jay (would sacrifice himself in order to protect— [gunshot])
7. sunoo (capitol favorite who’d die unfortunately in the bloodbath or something)
their math ability
1. jake (STEM NERD, favorite subject in school in physics, all around the ideal guy. even if he messed up basic multiplication during the asc quiz)
2. jay (he’s intellectually curious about things at least even if he’s a arts type of person)
3. sunoo (was just a Normal Kid at school for the longest besides jakesim so he probably learned more math against his will)
4. heeseung (he graduated high school???)
5. jungwon (… trainee since fifth grade but putting him above sungki for Reasons)
6. sunghoon (too busy skating to care about mathematics)
7. ni-ki (actively slept during class and does not care)
most likely to be into conspiracy theories and why
1. sunoo (i feel like he'd be really open to it
2. heeseung
3. ni-ki
4. jake (too much of a normie to believe in that stuff but i also feel like he's sort of open-minded to new ideas...?)
5. jungwon (i just don't think he'd be as against it as sunghoon or jay)
6. sunghoon (too "rational" for this stuff)
7. jay (either he's like 100% batshit insane believer or he's a complete disbeliever, there's no in-between for him)
i feel like the believing in tarot/astrology ranking would be the same as above tbh...
clueless in a relationship
1. ni-ki (he’s literally 15)
2. jay (“i’ve been single my whole life” “what all girls want is a toaster” etc)
3. jungwon (training since fifth grade… but he’s levelheaded and he watches romance movies so he might have some idea of what to do, no matter how flawed)
4. jake (tfw he was this cool football player barista in australia BUT he’s also 5’8”)
5. heeseung (oldest but also spent most of his teenage years training But also the predebut photos make u Wonder… maybe dance academy fkboi heeseung was more popular than you’d think)
6. sunoo (insert hand_in_vest predebut boyfriend photo)
7. sunghoon (insert gasahara predebut girlfriend rumours)
whether they’d download a voting app to give bts a music show win
1. jay (#ARMY #fanboy who bought their seasons greetings and wants to do a gcf in japan the way jikook did [minus the gay subtext])
2. ni-ki (#army #fanboy and also he’s fifteen so…)
3. sunoo (he’d try and give SLAYC a win first though)
4. jake (well he did watch the bbmas and get army-ified but he’d be too busy for that)
5. sunghoon (he’s just at the rink skating)
6. heeseung (literally is an idol for Music ??? being an artist is more important to him than the false constructs of being an IDOL… is he even an army)
7. jungwon (no he’s too cool to engage in meaningless parasocial relationships)
relationship initiator
1. sunoo (confident about what he likes and dislikes and you know it!)
2. jungwon (levelheaded confessing of feelings/dealing with emotions leads to directness?)
3. jay (inability to hide his feelings + he’d probably confess by accident and somehow bag a relationship in the process)
4. jake (somewhat capable introvert)
5. heeseung (disaster introvert)
6. sunghoon (literally doesn’t know how to ask someone out because girls always confess to him first)
??? don’t even know where to place ni-ki because he’s baby
most likely to sleep thru an hour of alarms
1. jay (... as voted by the members)
2. ni-ki (sleeps way too late + he's still growing and needs like ten hours of sleep a night)
3. heeseung (sleeps way too late)
4. sunoo (see below)
5. jake (i just think he's more likely to wake up than sunoo)
6. jungwon (dependable leader who has to wake up others)
7. sunghoon (istj constantly regulating himself on a schedule...)
most likely to be COMMITTED / determined to win in that one pepero stick game idols used to play ?
1. heeseung (i feel like he'd be the most determined to win/he's naturally good at all variety games)
2. sunoo (well i think he'd do well for obvious reasons)
3. ni-ki (unflappable maknae?)
4. sunghoon (he's also competitive and better at not losing his cool compared to jay)
5. jungwon (doesn't care enough to try ...or fail)
6. jake ("deez nuts" / would fail dramatically)
7. jay (competitive but also... well. u Know)
how much u think u'd get along with them irl :]
... assuming we just met as non-idol/fan? help
1. jake (straight math nerd... unfortunately i am friends with a ton of those / also his idolsona is that he's pretty well-mannered and easy to get along with)
2. sunoo (natural extrovert who can get along with anyone / he's mellowed out so i don't think he's too high-energy for me ig)
3. jay (at least he's a kpop fan / curious about the world / naturally extroverted and easy to talk to / high tension)
4. heeseung (true neutral)
5. jungwon (sort of withdrawn/shy when he first meets someone... also what is there to talk about when he doesn't have any interests)
6. sunghoon (canonically bad at interacting with people at first bcs introvert)
7. ni-ki (he's fifteen what would i have to say to him :sob: high school freshmen... i rarely talk to anyone under the age of seventeen)
still need to do at some point
> mostly likely to realize theyre out of coffee creamer and Need to run to the convenience store at 4am bc they have an essay due in 3 hours
> most likely to screw up IKEA building instructions.
how long would they last in the Hunger Games
1. jungwon (perfect capable rational estj who’d win over the audiences and be able to [] in cold blood)
2. heeseung (when the #1 trainee narrative translates to careerism)
3. ni-ki (RUTHLESS CAREER PRODIGY but also with hidden cracks / there’s only so long a 15 y/o can last i think)
4. sunghoon (i think he’s competent but i also refuse to rank him higher)
5. jake (man he’s just too nice)
6. jay (would sacrifice himself in order to protect— [gunshot])
7. sunoo (capitol favorite who’d die unfortunately in the bloodbath or something)
their math ability
1. jake (STEM NERD, favorite subject in school in physics, all around the ideal guy. even if he messed up basic multiplication during the asc quiz)
2. jay (he’s intellectually curious about things at least even if he’s a arts type of person)
3. sunoo (was just a Normal Kid at school for the longest besides jakesim so he probably learned more math against his will)
4. heeseung (he graduated high school???)
5. jungwon (… trainee since fifth grade but putting him above sungki for Reasons)
6. sunghoon (too busy skating to care about mathematics)
7. ni-ki (actively slept during class and does not care)
most likely to be into conspiracy theories and why
1. sunoo (i feel like he'd be really open to it
2. heeseung
3. ni-ki
4. jake (too much of a normie to believe in that stuff but i also feel like he's sort of open-minded to new ideas...?)
5. jungwon (i just don't think he'd be as against it as sunghoon or jay)
6. sunghoon (too "rational" for this stuff)
7. jay (either he's like 100% batshit insane believer or he's a complete disbeliever, there's no in-between for him)
i feel like the believing in tarot/astrology ranking would be the same as above tbh...
clueless in a relationship
1. ni-ki (he’s literally 15)
2. jay (“i’ve been single my whole life” “what all girls want is a toaster” etc)
3. jungwon (training since fifth grade… but he’s levelheaded and he watches romance movies so he might have some idea of what to do, no matter how flawed)
4. jake (tfw he was this cool football player barista in australia BUT he’s also 5’8”)
5. heeseung (oldest but also spent most of his teenage years training But also the predebut photos make u Wonder… maybe dance academy fkboi heeseung was more popular than you’d think)
6. sunoo (insert hand_in_vest predebut boyfriend photo)
7. sunghoon (insert gasahara predebut girlfriend rumours)
whether they’d download a voting app to give bts a music show win
1. jay (#ARMY #fanboy who bought their seasons greetings and wants to do a gcf in japan the way jikook did [minus the gay subtext])
2. ni-ki (#army #fanboy and also he’s fifteen so…)
3. sunoo (he’d try and give SLAYC a win first though)
4. jake (well he did watch the bbmas and get army-ified but he’d be too busy for that)
5. sunghoon (he’s just at the rink skating)
6. heeseung (literally is an idol for Music ??? being an artist is more important to him than the false constructs of being an IDOL… is he even an army)
7. jungwon (no he’s too cool to engage in meaningless parasocial relationships)
relationship initiator
1. sunoo (confident about what he likes and dislikes and you know it!)
2. jungwon (levelheaded confessing of feelings/dealing with emotions leads to directness?)
3. jay (inability to hide his feelings + he’d probably confess by accident and somehow bag a relationship in the process)
4. jake (somewhat capable introvert)
5. heeseung (disaster introvert)
6. sunghoon (literally doesn’t know how to ask someone out because girls always confess to him first)
??? don’t even know where to place ni-ki because he’s baby
most likely to sleep thru an hour of alarms
1. jay (... as voted by the members)
2. ni-ki (sleeps way too late + he's still growing and needs like ten hours of sleep a night)
3. heeseung (sleeps way too late)
4. sunoo (see below)
5. jake (i just think he's more likely to wake up than sunoo)
6. jungwon (dependable leader who has to wake up others)
7. sunghoon (istj constantly regulating himself on a schedule...)
most likely to be COMMITTED / determined to win in that one pepero stick game idols used to play ?
1. heeseung (i feel like he'd be the most determined to win/he's naturally good at all variety games)
2. sunoo (well i think he'd do well for obvious reasons)
3. ni-ki (unflappable maknae?)
4. sunghoon (he's also competitive and better at not losing his cool compared to jay)
5. jungwon (doesn't care enough to try ...or fail)
6. jake ("deez nuts" / would fail dramatically)
7. jay (competitive but also... well. u Know)
how much u think u'd get along with them irl :]
... assuming we just met as non-idol/fan? help
1. jake (straight math nerd... unfortunately i am friends with a ton of those / also his idolsona is that he's pretty well-mannered and easy to get along with)
2. sunoo (natural extrovert who can get along with anyone / he's mellowed out so i don't think he's too high-energy for me ig)
3. jay (at least he's a kpop fan / curious about the world / naturally extroverted and easy to talk to / high tension)
4. heeseung (true neutral)
5. jungwon (sort of withdrawn/shy when he first meets someone... also what is there to talk about when he doesn't have any interests)
6. sunghoon (canonically bad at interacting with people at first bcs introvert)
7. ni-ki (he's fifteen what would i have to say to him :sob: high school freshmen... i rarely talk to anyone under the age of seventeen)
still need to do at some point
> mostly likely to realize theyre out of coffee creamer and Need to run to the convenience store at 4am bc they have an essay due in 3 hours
> most likely to screw up IKEA building instructions.
